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Finally it has arrived. After
months of media warnings, it has finally arrived. Oh the humanity! Oh
the impending dangers & tragedies! The media juveniles are about to
explode. |
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The 2006 Hurricane season has
officially opened. In case you are wise and never watch TV or read
past most headlines, the hurricane season officially opens each year
in North America on June 1. |
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Soon to be famous hurricanes have
been lining up in alphabetic order across the North Atlantic for
months. They wait barely able to contain themselves. They patiently
line up waiting for the official opening of their
season. |
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Sadly we should prepare ourselves
to have that trailer park news covering rapes and murders deferred
to second or third place in the evening news. And get ready to
watch more frantic media morons standing outside in heavy
hurricane-spawned rains and winds. They report that it is raining
and very windy right exactly where they are standing. |
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There are even some special big,
fat Democratic hurricanes (whose names are kept secret) waiting for
just the perfect time to embarrass Republican-appointed weak leaders
into failing to respond before the winds and rains arrive. |
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Imagine all the "Breaking News
Alerts" heading our way. Some people get hurricanes and other people
just get "Fox News Alerts". The real tragedy is that the hurricane
season only lasts six months. |