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  Replacing Uncommunicative, Arrogant Rudeness
 
Major retail pharmacy chains will be opening additional in-store health clinics. Walgreen's announced it is developing over 20 clinics in its Kansas City and St. Louis stores as part of major expansion. Brooks Eckerd Pharmacy, Rite Aid, and Albertson's subsidiaries Osco Drug and Sav-on Drugs have some and are planning additional in-store facilities.
Major pharmacy chains may partner with companies that specialize in providing tests, analyzing, and reporting results to patients. Those results may be used to guide follow up and corrective procedures. Other pharmacy chains have announced plans similar to Walgreen's. One provider of these services, Take Care, has partnerships with Brooks Eckerd Pharmacy, Rite Aid, and Albertson's subsidiaries Osco Drug and Sav-on Drugs.
In-store clinics are designed to handle basic medical problems and provide tests. Patients are typically in and out in 15 minutes or less. Appointments are not necessary. These in-store facilities may make it less obvious why traditionally a doctor's customer has been referred to as "patient".
Walgreen's estimates that patient fees will be between $48 and $68. Patients' insurance carriers may help defray those directs fees. Services are usually provided seven days a week by a nurse practitioner with advanced degrees beyond a registered nurse.
Walgreen's said patients over 2 years old may be treated for common conditions such as strep throat, seasonal allergies, ear and sinus infections, and skin conditions. Also, the clinics will offer screenings for conditions including diabetes and high blood pressure, and vaccinations for flu, hepatitis B, meningitis and tetanus/diphtheria.
Competition from medical facilities located within these near-by and familiar stores will attract patients out of doctors' waiting rooms.
Many doctors themselves have been plagued with the Doctors' Disease. This disease displays symptoms that include being unresponsive, uncommunicative, arrogant, and rude to patients.
In its later stages, Doctors' Disease symptoms result in doctors inflicting patients with charges that are often inappropriately high. Doctors manifesting this disease in the future may experience light patient loads, diminished profits, and increased time to play golf. Doctors who fail to shape up may even succumb. Doctors' failure to shape up may lead to extinction of a large population group.
The business of doctoring will improve or shut down just as other businesses have been closed by technological improvements effectively implemented by well-managed competition.
 
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